Inside the World’s Skirt

January 14, 2008
Microexpression 
The blog that pays attention to every little detail then gives it all to you on a fat, juicy plate. 

Microexpression – The term microexpression denotes a brief facial expression that lasts less than a quarter of a second. They often occur involuntarily, and can reveal emotions not deliberately expressed.

I was checking out from the grocery store and I saw on the cover of Reader’s Digest that over $1 Trillion U.S. tax dollars was swindled by the government. Tack this onto the growing list of money being flat out stolen by the U.S. government and I started wondering what the grand total was.On the drive home, I got into an in-depth conversation with my boyfriend about various monetary totals I had read about in reports and websites that claimed the U.S. government flat out stole tax payer dollars. Somehow the discussion morphed into Scientology and Tom Cruise with a little Will Smith mentioning, who finally admitted that he is a Scientologist…BAM…that’s the sound of all the Jews in Hollywood collectively leaving the support room for Big Willy.The point of this story? My boyfriend said I should throw up a blog regarding all the random facts I know and I think it would be neat to finally put everything I know down and have a record of it. So I will collectively keep updating this blog and adding to it, check back often.

Hollywood
Always wanted to know the actual truth behind Hollywood? Then drool over this juicy meat…

Tom Cruise
  • Homosexual, supposedly not even Bi, rumored bottom but this is unconfirmed. Dates foreign starlets looking for big break (ex. Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruz, Sofia Vergara).

Nothing new right? We got more, much more. Here is the most recent timeline of events for Tom:

  • Caught in bed with Rob Thomas, also a scientologist, by Thomas’s wife who was going to go public. The church silenced her with money and threats – Confirmed – Source: Publicist
  • Tom’s team counters with a big publicity stunt to eat up the tricklings coming through. Starts searching for a girlfriend, briefly dates Sofia Vergara – another foreign starlet looking for a big break. Confirmed – Published.
  • Invites Scarlet Johansen to dinner at the Scientology Celebrity Center. She walks into a private dining room with 7 people sitting a table in full robes. She politely excuses herself to use the bathroom and never comes back. Confirmed – Publicist.
  • Tom starts dating Katie Holmes, a starlet who has always had a childhood crush on Tom and who can definitely be considered “career obsessed”. Within weeks they are engaged on the Eiffel Tower in Paris in a huge publicity stunt. Confirmed – Published.
  • Katie Holmes gets pregnant very fast, rumors circle that it is actually L. Ron Hubbard’s baby created from stored sperm. – Unconfirmed.
  • Katie Holmes is rumored to be under contract for 3 years at $8MM total. Parents are afraid of losing their daughter to the Scientologists but this is quickly dispelled by the elaborated showering of gifts they have received from multiple sources. – Confirmed – Source: Tom’s former asst.
  • Actors are considered the highest level beings in Scientology and with his work making BFF with Hollywood’s power couples (ex. Posh and David Beckham, Will Smith & Jada) Tom is given the highest level/ranking/clarity by the church of Scientology along with a $10MM castle compound. – Confirmed – Published.
  • In an interview, expressed his adoration with Hollywood because (and I’m para-phrasing here), “You can have this public image and then privately be a completely different person.” – Confirmed – Published.

Will Smith

  • Bi-sexual, open-relationship with Jada who is also Bi-sexual. Confirmed – Multiple sources.
  • Will had a male lover he dated for 6 years living in an apartment he paid for. Frequently made house visits. – Confirmed, building doorman.
  • Will has admitted to being Scientologist after the release of I Am Legend. Jada has already openly admitted she is one as well. – Confirmed – Published.
  • Will slept with Benny Medina, famous gay Record Exec, which lead to him landing the lead role in Fresh Prince of Bel Air, television show based on Benny Medina’s life. First big movie role? Gay character who hides it will then comes out of the closet, Six Degrees of Separation. – Confirmed – Business Partner of Benny’s, multiple eldery gay Hollywood men.

Keanu Reeves

  • Bi-sexual, likes to be seen in public with women. – Confirmed – Publicist
  • Slept with David Geffen to get his first major film role, Bill & Ted. – Confirmed – Notorious gossip in Hollywood’s gay community.

Kevin Spacey

  • Homo, takes his mom to all award shows. Loves to sleep with young boys. Very aggressive and blunt. – Confirmed – Multiple young gay starlets and Hollywood types, including my boyfriend.

John Travolta

  • Homo, played a woman in hairspray but it wasn’t much of a stretch. Photos taken of him kissing a male lover at his runway/plane in Florida. – Confirmed – Published.

Colin Farrell

  • Bi-sexual, supposedly will fuck anything that walks and is attractive. – Confirmed – Multiple direct sources.
  • Kevin Spacey saw a play Ferrel was in, met him backstage, got his brains fucked out and next thing you know Colin is in America fucking Joel Schumacher and appearing in Tigerland. – Confirmed – Multiple sources/Publicists.

Vin Diesel

  • Homo, bottom! – Confirmed – multiple direct sources, especially from his bouncer days in NYC going under his real name Mark.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers

  • Bi-sexual, mainly men lovers. “I can’t believe how crazy women go over him when he is CLEARLY gay and extremely affeminate.” – Publicist – Confirmed.

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